Lighthearted Relief

'Tis the season of Exam Boards and Exam Corrections which always make me cast my mind back to correcting the exam papers of a certain college (which shall remain nameless). One question I posed asked the students to answer short questions on a previously seen (if they had come to lectures) piece of text on Mark 6 and the Miracles-one of which is where Jesus walks on water. Rather than answer the questions, one student drew me a fabulous picture of Jesus on board a surfboard. It made me laugh but he (yes it was a male!) failed on that section. So in honour of students sitting exams everywhere I give you these hints for my birthday present and accompanying card: